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The most important questions ever
Nov. 11th, 2015 09:27 amI've noticed people have been asking some very important questions lately and I have some of my own.
Pay attention please.
1) In a hypothetical situation in which you were a super villain:
2) If you were in a life or death situation in which you had to pick between: Which would you pick?
and
3) I'm kind of running out of space in my room for my collection of cages so I'm looking to kind of rent out space from people to store them. Inhabitants included in the cages but can be ignored save for the occasional tantrum and moaning. What's your going rate for a small corner of your room? A bag of party poppers included to use when things get too rowdy and you want some quiet.
Thank you for your consideration.
Pay attention please.
1) In a hypothetical situation in which you were a super villain:
a) What would you secret code name be, and
b) What is your animal of choice to guard your lair from intruders?
b) What is your animal of choice to guard your lair from intruders?
2) If you were in a life or death situation in which you had to pick between:
a) Having a dick piercing done (what sort would you get?)
b) Eating one of those nasty expired 1 pound microwave meals from Poundland or
c) Having your legs run over by an angry blond in a car after being blinded by windex and hit over the head with a half drunk bottle of wine,
b) Eating one of those nasty expired 1 pound microwave meals from Poundland or
c) Having your legs run over by an angry blond in a car after being blinded by windex and hit over the head with a half drunk bottle of wine,
and
3) I'm kind of running out of space in my room for my collection of cages so I'm looking to kind of rent out space from people to store them. Inhabitants included in the cages but can be ignored save for the occasional tantrum and moaning. What's your going rate for a small corner of your room? A bag of party poppers included to use when things get too rowdy and you want some quiet.
Thank you for your consideration.
