Niou Masaharu

Because there's so many people here I don't know, I require all of you to fill out the below questionnaire for me so I can gather all the answers and refer to the extremely vital information I'm collecting as I try to communicate with you and skip the excruciatingly awkward exchange of greetings and name givings before falling into uncomfortable silence. Cooperation would be appreciated.

I'll do your tax returns in exchange, if you still haven't done them.

See an example below the cut if you're stuck. I filled it out for one of my close, dear friends whose information I already know perfectly from years of association.

Name:
Suggested nickname:
Embarrassing childhood nickname:
Star sign:
Mortal enemy:
Mortal enemy star sign:
Preferred pant leg length:
Bicep muscle circumference:
T-shirt size:
Current underwear colour:
Warm beverage of choice:
Lukewarm beverage of choice:
Cold beverage of choice:
Greatest distance travelled by a paper aeroplane made by you:

And bonus points for a fun fact about yourself:

( Example below )